Why Are Electrons Doomed to Remain Forever Separated from Their Beloved Protons?
We all know the story. Electrons and protons are attracted to each  other. That’s why a balloon rubbed on hair clings to clothes. The  electrons it gained are crying out for protons and dragging the rest of  the balloon along with them. But electrons and protons are right next to  each other in the atom. Why don’t they just smoosh together?
Learning science is a lot like learning history; when you get to one  class what you learn is that the things you learned in the last class,  or in the last four years of high school, was wrong. Often, the teachers  of the previous class get terribly resentful about this, and slip in  little previews of what you’ll be learning a few years from now. This  adds some confusion for students and not a little crankiness for the  later professors, but it is somewhat less surprising to learn, for  example, that the model of an atom that has served so faithfully when  describing bonds and electric flow and such simply doesn’t hold up when  you want to learn why the electron and the proton, which apparently are  so enamored of each other that they’ll pull together your laundry every  time you take it out of the dryer, don’t just rush at each other when  they’re staring at each other over the radius of, say, a hydrogen atom. A  hydrogen atom has one central proton, which apparently attracts  electrons, and one electron, which attracts protons, orbiting  planet-like, around it. Despite their desire for each other, they don’t  just cross that tiny distance and come together in a torrid subatomic  night of passion, and that makes no sense (in many ways, I suspect).
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Why Are Electrons Doomed to Remain Forever Separated from Their Beloved Protons?

We all know the story. Electrons and protons are attracted to each other. That’s why a balloon rubbed on hair clings to clothes. The electrons it gained are crying out for protons and dragging the rest of the balloon along with them. But electrons and protons are right next to each other in the atom. Why don’t they just smoosh together?

Learning science is a lot like learning history; when you get to one class what you learn is that the things you learned in the last class, or in the last four years of high school, was wrong. Often, the teachers of the previous class get terribly resentful about this, and slip in little previews of what you’ll be learning a few years from now. This adds some confusion for students and not a little crankiness for the later professors, but it is somewhat less surprising to learn, for example, that the model of an atom that has served so faithfully when describing bonds and electric flow and such simply doesn’t hold up when you want to learn why the electron and the proton, which apparently are so enamored of each other that they’ll pull together your laundry every time you take it out of the dryer, don’t just rush at each other when they’re staring at each other over the radius of, say, a hydrogen atom. A hydrogen atom has one central proton, which apparently attracts electrons, and one electron, which attracts protons, orbiting planet-like, around it. Despite their desire for each other, they don’t just cross that tiny distance and come together in a torrid subatomic night of passion, and that makes no sense (in many ways, I suspect).

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